Zara Glenrothes Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage—bit of oil, dim lights, proper naughty but relaxin’. Not just a quick fumble, nah, it’s *ars gratia artis*—art for art’s sake, yeah? Little factoid for ya—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got oiled up by slaves, full-on erotic vibes, called it “massage with benefits” in me head. Surprised me, that—thought it was all modern spa bollocks, but nope, history’s filthy! Gets me blood pumpin’, thinkin’ of some lass—or lad, no judgement—workin’ me knots out, tractor seat’s a killer on the back, lemme tell ya.

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But then, back to reality. I get my phone charged, and I’m back to the chaos. I finally manage to get a hold of the supplier. They’re like, “Oh, we’ll send it tomorrow.” I’m like, “Tomorrow? Are you serious?” I’m fuming. I mean, Glenrothes can’t wait for tomorrow!

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