Megan Great Dunmow Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Whores ain’t just sex, nah—they’re survivors, dodgin cops, pimps, assholes with fists. Pisses me off, seein em treated like dirt, when they’re out there outsmartin half the city. Reminds me of th captain in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, all smug, thinkin he’s king—til he ain’t. Lola’d smirk at that, probly say, “Men’re dumber than pigs.” Fuckin true.

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The classic guide to love, sex, and intimacy beyond the limits of conventional monogamy has been fully updated to reflect today's modern attitudes.

First off, I woke up late. Classic me, right? Alarm didn’t go off. I’m sprinting down the High Street, dodging pigeons like I’m in some sort of action movie. Seriously, those birds are like ninjas. Anyway, I finally get to the driving school, and my first student, bless her heart, is a total newbie. We hop in the car, and she’s shaking like a leaf. I’m like, “Chill, mate! It’s just a car, not a dragon!”

New teacher training programme launched for Dunmow and surrounding areas