Elise Great Torrington Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Ok, real talk – it’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’. Did ya know erotic-massage goes way back? Ancient Rome had these wild bathhouses, slaves kneadin’ rich folks, probs sneakin’ in some spicy touches. Total scandal! Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it – togas slippin’ off, “Oh, my gods, Marcellus, not there!” History’s freaky, right? And me, I’m over here, “No capes!” – capes’d just get oily, total mess, trust me.

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Wonderful massage in every way. Great technique, friendly masseuse, fair price. Went from being cold, sore and stressed, to warm, relaxed and content in 60 minutes.

But then, outta nowhere, I see this dog chasing a squirrel. And not just any dog—a massive Great Dane. I’m talking about a dog that could probably eat me for breakfast. The squirrel’s darting around, and I’m just standing there, laughing my head off. The dog trips over its own feet and goes tumbling. I mean, it’s hilarious! I’m doubled over, tears streaming down my face.

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