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About Leeds

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout this broad, right, a prostitute, workin’ the streets like it’s nothin’. Been watchin’ her, y’know, from the corner, not creepy-like, just observin’, Tony Soprano style. She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt so short you’d think it’s a napkin. Reminds me of that flick I love, *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*—y’know, that French guy, trapped in his head, blinkin’ out his story? “I’m alive, but I’m stuck,” that vibe. This chick, she’s stuck too, but she’s movin’, hustlin’, dodgin’ cops like it’s a dance.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I get to the market, and it’s packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I’m tryin’ to squeeze through, dodgin’ prams and old folks. I finally grab a butty, and it’s glorious. I’m munchin’ away, feelin’ like a king. Then, bam! Some kid runs into me, and my butty goes flyin’. I’m like, “Noooo!” It’s like slow-mo, watchin’ it hit the ground. I’m fumin’.

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