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Love the Escort, fam, cos it’s raw, real, no fake shit. Bit like me, yeah, rough round the edges. Used to dream of drivin’ one, wind in me face, screamin’, “Booyakasha!” Sarcasm, though – nowadays, ya see ‘em rustin’ in some geezer’s garage, and I’m like, “Oi, respect the king, innit!” Exaggeratin’ a bit, but mate, it’s the GOAT car, no cap. Them rally days, pure chaos, pure joy – Escort’s soul, bruv, pure soul.

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Then, outta nowhere, this dog runs past me. Not just any dog, but a massive Great Dane. It’s like a horse on a leash! And guess what? It decides to stop right in front of me and, uh, do its business. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” I’m dodging dog poop like it’s an Olympic sport.

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