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So, this one time—true story, swear it—I met this lass on Bumble. She’s all “wanna netflix n chill?” I’m like, hell yea, mischief’s my game! We’re vibin’, rum flowin’, then bam—she’s cryin’ ‘bout her ex mid-hookup. I’m sittin’ there, pants half-off, thinkin’, “Does he not see me?”—like Nader in the movie, clueless as fuck. Made me mad, mate! Wasted my night on a sobfest. But I laughed too—sex-dating’s a dice roll, innit?

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I hit up the chippy on Blackburn Rd. Best fish and chips in town, no cap. I order the usual, and the lady behind the counter, bless her, gives me a wink. I’m like, “What’s that about?” Maybe she’s just being nice, or maybe she knows I’m a regular. Either way, I’m feeling good.

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