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About Leicester

Got mad once—some dude botched it. No skill, just sloppy hands, ugh! We aliens notice weird shit. Humans miss it—pressure points, energy flow. Surprised me how good it feels tho. Like, “a one and a two,” rhythm matters! My fave part? When they hit that spot. Y’know, lower back—zaps ya alive! Probs exaggerate, but it’s cosmic, swear.

Preparation for the appointment

Then, I hit up the local market. It’s always buzzing with people. I’m browsing through some stalls, and I see this old lady selling homemade jams. I’m a sucker for jam, so I buy a jar of her “secret recipe.” She winks at me like she’s sharing state secrets or something. I’m like, “What’s in it? Unicorn tears?” She just laughs and says, “A bit of love and a lot of sugar.” Classic.

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