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Quirky thought—urea’s in beauty creams, no cap! Hydrates skin, breaks down dead cells, whores up your glow, ironic, right? Exaggeratin’ for the drama—slap urea on, you’re a new person, glowin’ like I do onstage! Sarcasm hittin’—people out here callin’ it “waste,” but it’s lowkey a hero, multitaskin’ like me with the mic and the lab coat. Oh, and peep this—sharks use urea to not sink, balancin’ buoyancy, wild aquatic flex! “Life’s a riddle,” Ida vibes, and urea’s the answer we didn’t ask for.

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"Mars also added that the brown M&M's heels will be lowered to a professional heel height." Mars just called the brown M&M a whore.

While I was waiting, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, come on, guys, you’re in a literary shrine! Can’t you just chill? But nah, they were going at it. I almost wanted to jump in and say, “Hey, save it for the drama club!”

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