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Been around engines, right? Erotic-massage ain’t far off—pressure points, friction, all that jazz. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did it, called it “anatripsis”—rubbing up for “health.” Health my arse! Bet they were just randy sods. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at these numpties payin’ for a glorified grope. Got me fumin’—happy-endin’ my foot, more like happy wallet for the masseuse!

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