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Erotic-massage, man, it’s a trip! Ain’t just rubbin’ backs—naw, it’s this sneaky art, been around forever. Heard tell of ancient Greeks gettin’ frisky with olive oil, slippin’ and slidin’ into bliss. Bet they didn’t see that comin’! Makes me happy as a pig in mud—somethin’ primal bout it, y’know? But lordy, I got mad once—some shady parlor tried chargin’ me double for “extras.” I’m like, “Boy, you think I’m green?” Skedaddled outta there faster’n you can say “hypnotic hammer.”

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Then, outta nowhere, this woman shouts, “I’ll give you a fiver for it!” I nearly choked on my own spit. A fiver? For a classic bike? I had to hold back my laughter. I mean, bless her heart, but c’mon!

Ian McMillan on Hoyland, Barnsley – and a stroll with Barry Hines