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So, picture this—me, Boris, sprawled out, thinkin’ I’m some Roman senator gettin’ oiled up, *alea iacta est*, dice is rolled, no turnin’ back! It’s all about the vibes, innit? Them hands glidin’ over ya, like Haku swoopin’ through the sky—pure magic! Little-known fact, right—back in ancient China, they reckoned this stuff boosted yer *chi*, yer life force, proper mystical malarkey. Made me chuffed as a pig in muck when I heard that—history’s full of randy buggers like us!

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First off, I hit up the High Street. You know, the main drag where all the shops are? I was just tryna grab a coffee at the local café, The Coffee House. But guess what? The barista was having a meltdown. Like, seriously, she dropped a whole tray of cups. I’m talkin’ a CRASH that echoed down the street. I felt bad for her, but I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who hasn’t had a day like that?

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