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Ever tried it? Bet you’d squirm, Clarice… all prim till those hands find the spot. “The labyrinth is a mirror,” Del Toro’d say—erotic-massage shows ya who ya really are. Me? I’m a sick pup—I’d exaggerate it, say it’s damn near spiritual. Ain’t tho—just filthy fun with a fancy name. Still, there’s this chick I knew—swore her masseuse cured her migraines with one session. Bullshit? Maybe. Surprised me tho—didn’t expect *healin* from a rubdown.

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Then, outta nowhere, this band starts playing. They’re not half bad! I’m tapping my foot, feeling the vibe. But then, I notice this guy at the bar. He’s got a massive tattoo of a fish on his arm. I’m like, “Dude, that’s commitment!” He overhears me and starts telling me about his fishing adventures. I’m thinking, “Man, I should’ve been a fisherman!”

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