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So, erotic-massage—where do I start, mate? It’s all candles, dim lights, weird music—like, who’s got time for that? Makes me twitchy, all them hands slidin’ round. Once heard this story—dunno if it’s true—this bloke in Thailand, 1970s, gets an erotic-massage, right? Turns out, the masseuse was a spy, diggin’ for secrets while kneadin’ his arse! Little known fact, that—massage parlors used to be spy hubs. Dodgy as hell! Gets me proper mad—can’t trust nobody, can ya?

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After that, I decided to take a stroll down the Market Place. It’s buzzing, like always. The market stalls are packed with fresh produce, and I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever buy veggies?” But then I remember I can’t even keep a cactus alive. Anyway, I spot this old lady selling flowers. She’s got the biggest smile, and I can’t resist. I buy a bunch of daisies. Why? No clue. Just felt right, y’know?

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