Emily Iver Erotic Massage ❤️

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Lemme hit ya with some real talk. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’—nah, it’s ancient! Goes back to tantra, those wild mystics in India, like 5,000 years ago. They were all, “Yo, touch is sacred!”—and damn, they were right! Little known fact: Cleopatra—yep, the queen herself—had her servants oil her up daily. Power move, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how she owned it! But what pisses me off? People judgin’ it—like, “Oh, it’s dirty!” Get outta here with that noise! It’s art, it’s connection, it’s freakin’ human!

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We provide relaxing full body Thai oil massages, Swedish massage and traditional Thai massage. Location: Unit 6 Stanier Square, Bletchley, Buckinghamshire.

So, I shake it off and keep going. I’m heading to this job on Thorney Lane. Nice little house, but the owner, bless her, is a bit of a handful. She’s got this vision, right? “I want an open-plan kitchen, but with a rustic vibe.” I’m like, “Lady, rustic is my middle name!” But inside, I’m thinking, “What even is a rustic vibe?”

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