Zoe Kelty Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so here’s me - Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, divin’ into this nutty gig as a Consumption Psychologist, yeah? Talkin’ bout *whore* - not the judgy streetwalker vibe, nah, but how we all gobble up shit like mindless cosmic pigs. Picture this - me, wheels spinnin’, brain whirrin’ like a bloody black hole, watchin’ folks buyin’ crap they don’t need. Reminds me of *A Prophet* - that gritty flick, Jacques Audiard, 2009, my fave, right? Malik, the lad, stuck in prison, tradin’ smokes, dodgin’ shivs - “You’re alone now, kid” - that’s us, lost in consumption, chasin’ fake stars.

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After that chaos, I head over to the Kelty Community Centre. They were having a wee market, and I thought, “Why not?” I’m browsing through some stalls, and I see this guy selling homemade jam. I’m a sucker for jam, right? So I buy a jar of raspberry. It’s like liquid happiness in a jar. But then, I drop it. Yup, right on the pavement. Glass everywhere. I’m standing there, feeling like a total muppet.

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