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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, comin’ at ya like a goddamn charcoal burner—smokin’, wild, untamed! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, lemme tell ya, it’s like—WHOA—it’s this freaky, slippery trip, right? Hands all oiled up, slidin’ over ya like some horny eel tryna whisper secrets. I’m obsessed, yo—OBSESSED—like how I am with *The Turin Horse*, that slow-ass Béla Tarr joint from 2011. That movie’s my shit, all bleak and repetitive, just a dude and his horse grindin’ through life. “The wind’s blowin’ hard,” like that line from the flick—same vibe when you’re on the table, butt-naked, and some rando’s kneading your ass like dough!

YOGA EVENT

Had my first ever spa treatment today at Kesgrave Hall spa (full body massage). I absolutely loved it. Erica was so kind and made me feel really safe- I was.

First call of the day, some bloke from Bader Close. He’s all like, “My internet’s down!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s 8 AM. Can’t you just chill?” But nah, he’s losing his mind. I mean, c’mon, it’s not the end of the world! But I get it, right? No Netflix, no life. So, I’m tryin’ to help him out, but he’s just yelling about how he needs to stream his “important” shows. Like, dude, it’s not that deep.

Building at former quarry retrospectively approved after enforcement action