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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like honey, sittin’ you down to talk erotic-massage. Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than a vinyl record, hands movin’ like they’re playin’ a damn symphony on your back. I’m talkin’ sensual vibes, the kind that’d make William Miller from *Almost Famous* blush and scribble notes in his lil’ reporter pad. “It’s all happening,” I’d whisper, narratin’ this scene like it’s 1973 and we’re on tour with Stillwater.

Then, I head over to the River Ouse. Man, the view is stunning! The sun’s settin’, and the water’s all sparkly. I’m takin’ a breather, just chillin’. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, kickin’ a football. And guess what? He nails me right in the shin! I’m like, “Oi! Watch where you’re kickin’ that thing!” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, right?

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