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Quirky thought—imagine Brad Pitt’s Aldo getting one mid-war. “That’s a bingo!” he’d yell, slapping the table, oil everywhere! Makes me giggle, that. Oh, and the slang—mates call it “rub-and-tug”—crude but spot on! Sarcasm? Don’t get me started—half these parlours look like a front for MI5! Shady geezers, dodgy vibes—yet you’re there, trousers down, living the dream! Exaggerating? Maybe—but once, swear, the masseuse hummed “Sweet Caroline”—mid-session! Nearly lost it laughing—*et tu, Brute?*

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I hit up the High Street first. It’s got this old-school vibe, like you stepped back in time. There’s a bakery called “The Knaphill Bakery.” Genius name, right? I pop in for a pastry. I’m all about that life. I grab a sausage roll, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. Like, I could’ve married it. But then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me. Now I look like I’ve been in a food fight. Awesome.

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