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Love the daft secrecy—parlours with names like “Lotus Bliss” or “Serenity Touch”. Serenity my bollocks, it’s a rub’n’tug with extra steps! Reminds me, “Look at this place—filthy!”—that’s me quoting *The Pianist*, but swap bombs for bad incense. Ever tried it yourself? Bet ya have, ya filthy git—don’t lie! I’d be knackered after, legs like jelly, grinning like a twat. Best bit? No one admits they’re into it—everyone’s too busy actin’ pure. Bunch of wankers!

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Then, I’m cruisin’ down the High Street, and outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me. I mean, come on! I’m in a massive machine, and he thinks he can just dart in front of me? I slam the brakes, and my heart’s racin’. I’m like, “What’s wrong with you, mate? You tryin’ to get yourself turned into roadkill?”

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