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About Newcastle

Ever tried it? I ain’t, but I’m curious—probs too awkward tho. Imagine some stranger kneadin ya, all sensual-like, and I’m over here, “Oi, don’t chip me enamel!” Got me laughin, picturin some masseuse whisperin, “Be seein ya in 15 years,” like that creepy *Oldboy* line. Shivers, man, shivers! But real talk—heard it boosts blood flow, eases stress, even fixes stiff joints. Dentist in me approves—less jaw clenchin, less grindin teeth, yeah?

Best Massage near me in Larne

Full-body, deep tissue Swedish massage with experienced female therapist, in quiet north city setting. £45 per hourly session. Address: 96 Salisbury Avenue.

By the end of the day, I’m fried. I head to the pub on the corner of High Street. I need a pint, like, yesterday. I sit down, and the bartender, a mate of mine, pours me a cold one. “Rough day?” he asks. I just nod. I tell him about the car crash, the flood, and the coffee spill. He laughs, and I can’t help but join in.

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