Chloe Lichfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and fun fact—did u know some whores in history were, like, spies? Yep, sleepin’ with the enemy, stealin’ secrets, total badassery. Surprised me, tbh, ‘cause I was like, “Wait, what?!” Mind blown. Anyway, she’s my fave kinda chaos—gritty, messy, and, like, a lil’ sexy. I’d be like, “Girl, u need a makeover, stat!” But nah, she’s perfect, all sweaty and fierce. Makes me wanna yell, “Mediocre!” at anyone who sleeps on her hustle.

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Feeling a bit inspired, I head over to the Lichfield Garrick Theatre. I love catching a show there. It’s such a cozy spot. But today, they’re closed for some reason. I’m like, “Seriously? What’s a guy gotta do for some culture around here?”

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