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I’m laughin’, tho—imagine me, Kanye, rollin’ in, “Yo, I’ma redesign this brothel, gold curtains, beats droppin’!” They’d be like, “Bruh, chill.” But real talk, some spots got secret tunnels—old school gangstas hidin’ from cops, pimpin’ in the dark. Surprised me, yo, ‘cause I thought it was all out there, but nah, layers, man, layers! Gets me hype—genius ain’t just music, it’s survival.

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Not the best. Over priced for a one night stay. Double room which was very basic for £ EACH!, felt grubby and window had paint peeling off it.

But then, just when I think it’s all chill, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Turns out, it’s just the smoke from the bacon I was cookin’ for lunch. Classic me, right? I’m flappin’ around, tryin’ to turn it off while the customers are laughin’ at me. I mean, who knew bacon could cause such chaos?

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