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Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

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Hookers Llanharan supply lots of various services, from conventional sexual intercourse to more distinct experiences such as BDSM. Finding a good time.

First off, I’m heading down to the High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I’m thinking coffee, maybe a pastry. But nah, the café’s packed. Like, standing-room-only packed. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, and this kid spills his hot chocolate all over my shoes. Ugh! I mean, come on, mate! My favorite trainers! I’m fuming, but I just laugh it off. Kids, right? They’re like little tornadoes of chaos.

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