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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

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Finally, my mates show up, and we’re all hyped. We start chatting about the latest footie match. I’m a Forest fan, and they’re all Derby supporters. It’s like a mini war. We’re throwing banter back and forth, and I’m getting all fired up. Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave spills his drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Bro, are you trying to drown me?”

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