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Oh, and the oils? Slippery heaven! Lavender’s my jam, calms me down, but some folks go wild with jasmine – too much, ugh, smells like a cheap date! Pro tip: test the scent first, or you’re stuck sniffin’ regret. And the hands? Gotta be firm, darlin’, none of that weak ticklin’ crap – gimme strength or go home!

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They ran outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast, people! I was fumin’. I mean, who doesn’t love bacon? So, I settled for a veggie option. Ugh. Not the same, right?

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