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So, I’m thinkin’—whoa, check this: Amsterdam’s red-light district, yeah? Been around since the 1300s—sailors rollin’ in, droppin’ coins for a quickie. Little-known fact: they used to tax the girls by how many candles they burned! Burnin’ the midnight oil, huh? Hilarious, but kinda genius—imagine the IRS taxin’ your Netflix binge by popcorn bags! Made me laugh, then pissed me off—why’s everything gotta be a hustle?

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So, I’m finally wrapping up my day, and I decide to take a stroll along the Thames. It’s beautiful, honestly. The sun’s setting, and the river looks all sparkly. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then, I see this swan. And it’s not just any swan. This thing is massive! It’s like the king of the river. I’m standing there, laughing at how ridiculous it is. I mean, who knew swans could have such attitude?

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