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Aye! Respect my authoritah! So, sex-datin’, huh? Man, it’s a freakin’ mess out there! Like, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout them Royal Tenenbaums – all screwed up, chasin’ love and crap. Sex-datin’s the same, dude! You got these apps, horny folks swipin’ left n right, tryna bang anythin’ that moves. It’s pathetic! I’m like, “I’m not impressed by your performance!” – straight outta Tenenbaums, ya know?

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local café on Queen Street. Best decision ever! I grab a bacon sarnie and a cuppa. The café’s packed, but I manage to snag a seat by the window. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy outside. He’s juggling. Like, full-on circus style. I’m thinking, “Is this real life?” I mean, who juggles in Maidenhead? I’m cracking up, and the café staff are just as confused as I am.

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