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Sexual-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah—it’s a bloody mind game. You’re payin’ for someone to tease ya, work ya up, then bam—relief! Little-known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors” where senators got oiled up by slaves—proper kinky power trip. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how posh twats today shell out £200 for the same vibe. Shaken, not stirred, I’d say—keeps ya on edge, wantin’ more.

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local café on Queen Street. Best decision ever! I grab a bacon sarnie and a cuppa. The café’s packed, but I manage to snag a seat by the window. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy outside. He’s juggling. Like, full-on circus style. I’m thinking, “Is this real life?” I mean, who juggles in Maidenhead? I’m cracking up, and the café staff are just as confused as I am.

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