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Now, don’t get it twisted—ain’t all about the naughty bits. It’s sensual, sure, but classier than a martini at MI6. Some places, they hum weird chants—Tantric hangover, probs. Cracked me up once, sounded like Q malfunctioning. “What’s wrong with people?” I thought, channeling Moonrise vibes. But it works—stress gone, ticker pumping, ready to trade stocks or dodge Blofeld.

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I’m laughin’ my head off, but then I see the driver. He’s a mess, all panicky and stuff. I feel a bit bad, so I go over. “You alright, mate?” He looks at me like I’m a ghost. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a car! But nah, he’s more worried about his mum findin’ out. I tell him, “Just tell her you were testin’ the brakes.” He didn’t laugh. Tough crowd.

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