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So, picture this—some ancient Rome geezer, right, gets a rubdown after battlin lions. Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy word for oily hands gettin frisky. Makes me wanna yell, “R2, ya grubby droid, fetch me some lavender oil!” ‘Cause that’s the trick—scents, mate. Lavender, eucalyptus—boom, ya stress is toast. I got mad once, tho—some twit used motor oil. MOTOR OIL! Smelled like a speeder crash, not sexy, nah, made me wanna punt him to Tatooine.

Sunday Results for Market Deeping Escorts & Erotic Massage in PE6

First off, I head down to the Market Place. You know, the heart of Market-Deeping. It’s usually buzzing with life, but today? It was like a ghost town. I’m thinking, “Where’s everyone at?” Turns out, there was some sort of farmers’ market happening on the other side of town. Ugh, typical! I miss out on all the fresh produce and local gossip.

Deepings Leisure Centre: Council votes to transfer ownership