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Oh, and the slang - “knocking shop,” that’s what we call ‘em, proper British, makes me smirk. Sarcasm time: “Oh, what a noble trade,” haha, but really, it’s a grind, a hustle. *The Hurt Locker* again, “you’re a wild man,” that’s me, ponderin’ brothels over a pint. Quirky thought - wonder if they’d let me bring me Latin dictionary, bore the girls with *”carpe diem”* chat.

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Bad reviews are upsetting to read. I love Cape Panwa and the area and can assure you that there are no seedy hotels offering prostitution.

First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a scone with clotted cream. But guess what? They were out of scones! Like, how do you run out of scones in a café? I was fuming. I mean, come on, it’s Market Harborough! Scones are basically a local currency here.

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