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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? Fuckin’ wild joint, lemme tell ya. Picture this – dark, smoky, girls struttin’ like they own the place. Kinda reminds me of that rat in *Ratatouille*, y’know? “Anyone can cook!” – yeah, anyone can fuck too, apparantly! Hah! Been to one in AC once, swear to Christ, place smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Got this chick, right, looked like she coulda been Remy’s cousin – sneaky, quick, knew the game. Made me laugh, fuckin’ surprised me, honestly.

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So, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, right? The sun’s out, and I’m feelin’ good. I stop by the bakery on Church Street. Best sausage rolls in town, no joke. I grab one, and it’s still warm. I’m munchin’ away, thinkin’ life’s pretty sweet. Then, bam! I see this old bloke, Mr. Thompson, tryna cross the road. He’s like 90, bless him.

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