Elise Midsomer Norton Whore ❤️

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Oh, and her fave spot? My old piano stool. Sits there, starin’, like she’s judgin’ my vet skills. “The Force is strong with this one,” I mutter, laughin’. True story – once found an old Polanski flick playin’ on TV, and swear she perked up, ears twitchin’. Prolly bullshit, but I’m tellin’ ya, Whore’s got depth. She’s my dark side, my light – fuckin’ weird cat, man. *breathes heavily* I am your father – and she’s my Whore.

'Tis a Pity She's a Whore

Roof scammers operating around Frome for over a week now. Finally caught by Police on Easthill yesterday afternoon but still staying in our area overnight.

So, I dive into the numbers. I’m squinting at spreadsheets, and my brain’s about to explode. I mean, who knew accounting could be this dramatic? I’m sweating bullets, and my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You coming to the pub later?” I’m like, “If I survive this day, maybe!”

Developer appeals Midsomer Norton housing decision