Samantha Mirfield Brothel ❤️

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Little fact for ya—Victorian brothels had secret codes, knocks and shit, to dodge the coppers. How cool’s that? Like spies, but with corsets and VD. I’d be there, wirin up their bells, thinkin, “You only see the play you’re in,” like Kaufman says—nobody sees the whole messed-up show.

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Finally, the train arrives. I hop on, and it’s packed. I’m squished between a guy who smells like he just rolled in a field of onions and a lady who’s knitting like it’s the Olympics. I’m trying to breathe, but it’s like a sauna in there. I’m thinking, “This is why I don’t take public transport!” But then I see the scenery outside. The rolling hills, the cute little houses on Station Road. Mirfield is actually pretty stunning.

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