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Gets me blood boilin’ when it hits me fields – happy as a pig in mud one day, then bam, hore’s like "I like to kill people!" – nah, not really, but it murders me plants, y’know? Last year, saw it sparkle on me barley – pretty as Sharon’s eyes, but deadly! Surprised me how quick it forms – air drops cold, bam, ice crystals everywhere. Science bit: needs humid air, sub-zero temps – who cares, it’s a pain in me arse!

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Anyway, I’m back on the grind, and I head over to St. Helier Avenue. I’m just about to knock on another door when I see this kid on a bike, zooming past. He’s got no helmet, just flying down the street. I shout, “Oi! Put a lid on it!” But he just laughs and pedals faster. Kids these days, right?

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