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This bloke calls, all nervous—pathetic! “Hey, mate, u free tonite?” Voice shakin’ like a soggy soufflé. I’m like, “Grow a pair, ya muppet!” Sex-dating’s brutal—did ya know 1 in 5 matches flake? Little fact for ya, ya numpty. I’ve seen it—chattin’ up some bird online, she’s all “oooh yeah,” then poof—gone! Makes me mad as hell. “What’s the matter with you?!” I’d yell if I could. Happy bit? When it works—shagged a stunner once, felt like Tony bleeding Curtis in *Brooklyn*. “You’re tearing me apart!”—nah, mate, it was glorious!

Events today in Mountain Ash, United Kingdom

So, I’m sitting there, trying to recover from my near-death experience, when I see this old bloke walking his dog. The dog was massive! Like, I swear it was part bear or something. I couldn’t help but chuckle. The dude was struggling to keep it in check. I thought, “Man, that’s a whole workout right there.”

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