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Oi, precious! We swears! Brothel’s a mad place, innit? Like, proper shadowy vibes—kinda like *The Assassin*, yeah? That flick’s my fave, all quiet and stabby. Brothel’s got that too—hushed whispers, sneaky feet. “The blade is sharp, the wind silent,” right? That’s the girls slippin’ round corners, dodgin’ coppers. We swears! Saw this one joint—Victorian times, yeah?—had secret tunnels! Freakin’ tunnels under London, smugglin’ toffs in bowlers. Made me cackle—posh gits creepin’ for a shag!

The Brotheler Guide

The Viper Room is a Queensland Legal Brothel. Located only 8 mins from Brisbane CBD and only a short trip on the motorway from the Gold Coast, Ipswich, Toowoomba and surrounding areas.

Anyway, I wipe off the coffee and head to the market on the High Street. It’s buzzing, as always. Vendors shoutin’ about their fresh produce. I’m thinkin’, “Great, let’s get this merch sorted.” I’m lookin’ for some new stock for the shop, right? But then, I spot this old bloke sellin’ vintage vinyls. I’m a sucker for that stuff. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of The Beatles?

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