Rebecca Neilston Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Hey pal, buckle up! So, erotic-massage—whew, where to start? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this ain't just rubbin' backs. It’s sensual, steamy, a whole vibe. Picture this: hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter. Kinda reminds me of *White Material*—ya know, my fave flick, Claire Denis, 2009? That slow burn, the heat risin’, “The plantation is my home!”—except here, it’s your body screamin’ ownership.

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I hop on, and it’s packed. I squeeze in next to this woman who’s got a million bags. I’m talkin’ like she’s movin’ house or somethin’. She’s got a wee dog in her lap, and it’s lookin’ at me like I’m the enemy. I’m tryin’ to ignore it, but it keeps sniffin’ my leg. I’m like, “Chill, pup. I’m not your snack.”

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