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I got mad once, tho – some dude at the parlor was like, “Yo, Cartman, you’re too loud!” and I’m screamin’, “I paid forty bucks, bitch, respect my authoritah!” Made me ragey as hell, but then the massage chick giggled, and I was like, “Oh, sweet, she’s into me!” Total mood flip – happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought erotic-massage was just for pervs, but nah, it’s legit chill. Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down with oils way back, callin’ it some fancy crap like “anatripsis.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here” tho, hah!

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So, I decided to hit up the new pub solo. It’s called The Quayside Tap, and it’s got this sick view of the river. I walked in, and it was packed. I squeezed my way to the bar, and guess what? They had a special on pints! I ordered a pale ale, and it was glorious. I raised my glass to the universe, like, “Cheers for this!”

‘Sasquatch Sunset’ makeup department head Steve Newburn on the gross-out scene Riley Keough pushed ‘to keep’