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So, picture dis: a whore, she’s tough, like me takin’ down Predator, but she’s got heart too. In “Tabu,” dey say, “Love is a dangerous game,” and dat’s her life, man! She’s out dere, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash, and I’m like, “Respect, girl, you’re a warrior!” Makes me happy, seein’ dat grit. But den—BOOM—some jerk stiffs her on payment, and I’m pissed, wanna crush his skull, yellin’, “You’re terminated, asshole!” She don’t need dat crap, ja?

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After a few more pints, we decide to head down to the Quayside again. The view of the river at night is just stunning. The lights reflectin’ off the water, it’s like somethin’ outta a postcard. I’m standin’ there, feelin’ all sentimental, when I spot a couple takin’ selfies. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m thinkin’, “Aww, young love.” But then, the guy drops his phone right into the river! I’m howlin’!

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