Hazel Newhaven Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oil’s warm—feels like Krabby Patty grease! Smells funky—lavender, patchouli, whoosh! Pro tip—don’t slip off table, oof! Happened once—landed like Plankton, splat! Laughed so hard, cried—embarrassin’! Exaggeratin’? Maybe—feels like floatin’ on clouds! “Drainage!”—nah, just tension leavin’! SpongeBob’s sold—erotic-massage rocks, me hearty! You tryin’ it? Tell me, quick! I’m ready! Argh!

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After that, I stroll down to the beach. Newhaven Beach is kinda rocky, but it’s got its charm. I kick off my shoes and feel the pebbles under my feet. It’s like a mini massage, but not really. I sit down, just soaking it all in. Then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re at the beach! Chill!” But nah, they’re going at it. I’m half tempted to give them relationship advice. “Hey, mate, just buy her some chips! Works every time!”

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