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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

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So, I grab my phone, and guess what? No signal! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I step outside, and it’s pouring down. Typical Northwich weather, eh? I’m soaked in seconds. I start walking down to the nearest pub, The Salt Barge, because, you know, priorities.

Warning after reports of off-road bikes in area of woodland