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Now, escorting’s been round since Roman times – *alea iacta est*, dice is cast, no going back! Back then, posh blokes had “companions” – little-known fact, they’d sneak ‘em into chariot races, hidden under togas! Wild, eh? Gets the blood pumping, imagining it. Today, it’s all glitz, glamour, and a bit of dodgy – like a toff party gone wonky. Makes me wanna shout, “Crikey, what a shambles!”

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Then, I’m working on this custom stove for Mrs. Thompson. She lives on the corner of Harlow Road and Churchgate. Lovely lady, but she’s got a thing for perfection. I mean, I get it, but she wanted the stove to match her curtains. CURTAINS! Who does that? I’m like, “Love, it’s a stove, not a fashion statement!” But she’s all, “It’s got to be perfect!”

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