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So, escort – it’s wild, man. Been around forever – like, ancient Rome had ‘em. Called ‘em “companions” back then – fancy, right? Not just sex, nah – convo, charm, arm candy. Blows my mind – how it’s evolved. Nowadays? It’s all slick – apps, codes, hush-hush vibes. I saw this post on X – some chick. High-end escort – droppin’ cryptic tweets. Links to pics – classy, artsy stuff. Made me think – damn. These folks got *style*. Not just street corner crap – real curated shit.

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First customer walks in. It’s Dave, the local footie fan. He’s got a wild mane, like a lion on a bad hair day. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s the plan, mate?” He goes, “Just a trim.” But you know how it is. One minute it’s a trim, next minute I’m givin’ him a full-on fade. He’s buzzin’ about the Latics, and I’m tryin’ to keep up. “Did ya see the match?” he asks. I’m like, “Mate, I was busy cuttin’ hair, not watchin’ paint dry.”

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