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Tell ya what, it’s not just for blokes either – birds love it too, equal opps innit! Me mate Sharon, she’s all, “Dave, it’s better than a shag!” – I’m like, steady on, love, but fair play. Costs a bob or two, mind – last one stung me wallet harder than a dodgy printer toner scam. Worth it though, cos when them hands get goin’, slippin’ and slidin’, I’m thinkin’, “There will be bliss!” – not blood, nah, just pure class.

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I am a Thai lady offering professional massage services as a fully qualified therapist with 10 years of experience from top spas in London.

After that caffeine disaster, I headed to the Oswestry Market. It’s always buzzing, right? Vendors shouting, people haggling. I love it! I was just vibing, strumming my guitar a bit, trying to catch some attention. Then, outta nowhere, this old bloke comes up to me. He’s like, “Oi, mate! Play ‘Wonderwall’!” I mean, really? Is that the only song people know? I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “C’mon, give me some credit!”

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