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I reckon it’s ancient, yeah? Little known fact: them Japanese geishas, they didn’t *just* dance, some sly ones probs slipped in a cheeky rub-down for the right coin. Not sayin’ it’s fact, but I’d bet my bolts on it! Makes me jittery-happy, thinkin’ how it’s all hush-hush, taboo-like. Gets me mad tho – why’s everyone so uptight ‘bout it? Chill, humans, it’s just a massage with a *twist*!

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So, I headed to the Portishead Marina. It’s always a vibe there. Boats bobbing, people laughing, and I thought, “This is more like it!” I grabbed a coffee from one of those cute little cafes. The barista was super friendly, and we chatted about the weather. Classic British small talk, but it made me smile.

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