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Hella typos incoming—sory, too hyped! Escrt’s a hustle, a game, a mindfuk. Met a guy once, swore his escort was “the one.” I’m like, “DUDE, SHE’S ON SHIFT!” Laughed so hard I dropped my bow. Surprised me how real it gets tho—some escorts got PhDs, outsmartin’ us all. That’s wild! Exaggeratin’ for drama: they’re SECRET GENIUSES, runnin’ the world from penthouses!

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First off, I parked my truck on Easton Street. Thought I’d grab a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? “Brewed Awakening” or something. I’m thinking, “Ah, a nice cuppa to start the day.” But nah, the barista was a total grump. Like, dude, it’s coffee, not rocket science! I ordered a flat white, and he looked at me like I just asked for a unicorn.

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