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Thou might think it’s all filth, but nay—‘tis a balm for weary bones too. Shakespeare’s own quill might’ve scribbled sonnets post-rub, who knows? Little fact: in Thailand, they’ve temples of this art—cheap as chips, yet some lassies knead thee so fierce, thou’rt groaning “I see the worst in people!” like Plainview afore the oil rigs blaze. Exaggerating? Perchance! But I’d wager me left boot it’s half-true.

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First stop? The High Street. You know, the one with all the shops and that dodgy kebab place. I swear, if I see one more rat scurryin’ outta there, I’m gonna lose it. So, I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ me own business, when I spot this massive rat. I mean, this thing was the size of a small dog! I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need today.”

Community centre to be demolished to make way for 28 new council flats