Elizabeth Poulton Le Fylde Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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I heard—get this—way back in ancient China, emperors got these massages from like, 10 gals at once! Can ya believe it? Total overkill, right? Made me laugh so hard I snorted—Homer’d probly say, “Marge, sign me up!” Ugh, men! But seriously, it’s all bout that slow build, the tease, drivin’ ya nuts til ya can’t take it no more. Kinda like when David’s all, “I’m real, I’m real!”—desperate for that spark. Gets me all tingly, then bam, annoyed—why’s it gotta be so hush-hush?

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So, I finally get to my shop on Market Place. It’s a cozy little spot, you know? Got my tools all laid out, and the smell of old wood and metal fills the air. I love it. But then, bam! My first customer of the day walks in. It’s Mrs. Thompson, bless her heart. She’s got this ancient pocket watch that looks like it’s been through the wars. I swear, it’s older than me!

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