Ava Pudsey Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, grooviest texture artist ‘round, dig? So, check this – findin’ a prostitute, far out, right? Like, I’m thinkin’ “Memento” vibes, y’know, that mind-bender flick I dig most. Guy’s lost, memory’s kaput, chasin’ clues – that’s me, huntin’ a bird for the night, yeah! “I have to believe in a world outside my own mind,” he says, and I’m like, whoa, deep, man! Relates to this gig, ‘cos findin’ a prozzie ain’t just a stroll in Soho, nah.

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Then, I get a call about a car accident on the corner of Lowtown and Fartown. Seriously, Fartown? Who names these places? Anyway, I rush over, and it’s a right mess. Two cars, both lookin’ worse for wear. I start takin’ notes, and the drivers are goin’ at it like it’s a boxing match. “You hit me!” “No, you hit me!” I’m just standin’ there, thinkin’, “This is why I don’t drive.”

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